AJFDKLJFAKLSDFJKDLSJ CONCERT TICKETS ARE LITERALLY MY LIFE OKAY

I WOULD SELL MY SOUL FOR CONCERT TICKETS

I SEE PROSTITUTION AS A VIABLE OPTION FOR CONCERT TICKETS

I WOULD LITERALLY, LITERALLY GIVE UP AN ARM AND LEG FOR CONCERT TICKETS

im not kidding guys amputation is a-okay with me

Fangirl: a haiku

elmolovesgreenday:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE RIGHT NOW

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(Source: un0-d0s-tr3, via brookeriane)

eating mickey mouse chicken nuggets

• Me on facebook: Stop being illiterate you futile twats, your lack of immense grammar complexity enrages me.
• Me on tumblr: omFG shutup idgaf ok that's perf~ so cuTE

3rd grade

• friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
• me: what
• friend: OH MAN
• OH
• OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
• I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
• SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
• JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.